ABOUT TEACH THEM WELL

At Teach Them Well, we believe your symptoms are messages—not malfunctions.
We’re here to help you decode them.

Founded by Dr. Andrea Rosario, Teach Them Well is a space for people who’ve been dismissed, overwhelmed, or left behind by conventional healthcare—and are ready to try something different. Something smarter, kinder, and actually built around how you function.

We know your body doesn’t follow a textbook. So healing shouldn’t follow a one-size-fits-all protocol. Our approach is rooted in functional medicine and functional neurology, but we don’t just hand out plans—we guide you through explorations. Think: a collaborative process where you learn the language of your body, reconnect with your needs, and create a personalized roadmap that actually works.

Through self-paced programs, seasonal group offerings like RENEWAL, and foundational tools like the Support Sampler, we help you restore function and rebuild trust with your body. Whether you’re living with autoimmunity, chronic fatigue, mystery symptoms, food sensitivities, or just the heartbreak of not feeling heard—you’re welcome here.

Our ultimate goal? To help you heal in a way that creates ripples. When you feel well, you show up differently—for your family, your community, and your future. And that’s how we teach them well too.

DR. ANDREA ROSARIO 

DC, DACNB

Hi, I’m Andrea—functional medicine nerd, trauma-informed educator, lifelong guinea pig, and guide-on-the-side for people whose bodies just won’t play by the rules.

I didn’t get into this work because it was trendy. I got into it because I watched my mom become bed-bound with Fibromyalgia and Chronic Fatigue Syndrome in the 1980s. No one helped her. It shattered our family’s trajectory and lit a fire in me that still burns.

Thanks to genetics, I’ve battled autoimmunity and nervous system dysregulation since childhood—and lived through the exhaustion of being dismissed, misdiagnosed, and misunderstood. I also spent over a decade in private practice helping other women make sense of their symptoms and reclaim their health after being failed by the system.

But healing isn’t linear. After my own nervous system collapsed under the weight of mold toxicity, autoimmune flares, lipedema, and a lifetime of pushing through, I had to press pause on one-on-one care and rethink everything. Again.

These days, I focus on teaching. My mission is to help women decode their body’s signals, experiment with tools that fit their unique physiology, and create a personalized roadmap to recovery—without shame, perfectionism, or overwhelm. I’m trained in functional medicine, functional neurology, and polyvagal-informed somatic practices, but my most powerful credential is having lived this stuff in my own body.

I believe that healing ripples. When you start to feel better, everything and everyone around you benefits. That’s what Teach Them Well is all about—creating better care for ourselves so we can change the system, starting from the inside out.

~ Dr. Andrea Rosario