It’s almost time for our next round of RENEWAL!

 

This isn’t your average cleanse—this is RENEWAL: a 6-week journey of deep nourishment, healing, and self-discovery.

 

🌿 Spring ‘25 Kick-Off: April 12th! 🌿


And this time… you can bring a friend for free!

 

Join us in RENEWAL Class of Spring ‘25!
 

Dr. Andrea Rosario, DC, DACNB - Creator of RENEWAL and your guide through your 6-week health reset

Band-aiding symptoms just ain’t cuttin’ it anymore.

 

 If you’re struggling with your health right now, it’s not your fault.

 

We’re not taught how to dig deeper to find the root causes of our symptoms. Heck, most of us weren’t even taught basic body care skills! So it’s no wonder things start to feel like a tangled mess that just won’t unravel.

 

It gets even more confusing when your body doesn’t respond the way it’s “supposed to.” It’s frustrating. It’s disheartening. And you’re not alone—even the professionals trained to keep you healthy often struggle to make sense of it all.

 

 

And I know you’ve already poured your blood, sweat, tears, energy, and dollars into making healthy choices:

 

  • Maybe you followed a “bio-hacking bro” or a “cross-fit queen” on Instagram, dropped real money on their protocol—and crashed your system by day one. Gotta love needing a two-week recovery from a “healthy” workout.

  • Maybe you’ve spent more nights than you’d like to admit consulting Dr. Google, only to spiral into a full-blown panic over a hangnail. (Appreciate the drama, Google, but I’ll pass.)

  • And I’m guessing you’ve sat in at least one doctor’s office, rushed out the door with a prescription and a vague “good luck”—or worse, left feeling dismissed, misunderstood, or flat-out disrespected.

From the bottom of my heart, I promise you you: it doesn’t have to be this way.

 

 

This is why I am here-  to help you care for your body in a way that feels realistic, supported, and totally customizable.

 

Even if…

 

 Your schedule is packed and your energy’s running on fumes.

You’ve felt let down by doctors or past programs.

You’re scared to “mess it up” or waste your effort.

Brain fog has your thoughts buffering like bad Wi-Fi.

You need a full-time translator just to understand your body.

 

Hey, I like the challenge. Why? Because I want something better for you—and puzzles are fun.

 

 🧩 🕵🏻‍♀️ 💡 🎉 💜

 

 

 

Seriously, friend. What if you could…

 

 

Know exactly how your unicorn-of-a-body works best.

It starts with safely and strategically experimenting to discover how your body thrives. In RENEWAL, I’ll be your guide on the side—helping you customize a plan that actually works for you. No more band-aid solutions or one-size-fits-all protocols—just real tools and knowledge tailored to your unique needs.

 

Wave goodbye to brain fog and hello to calm and focus.

You deserve to feel clear-headed and grounded. RENEWAL helps calm your nervous system, tackle inflammation, and sharpen your focus. You’ll feel more like yourself again—and that clarity will stick.

 

Feel energized and unstoppable.

When your body isn’t bogged down by toxins, sluggish detox pathways, or hormone chaos, you stop feeling like you're dragging. In RENEWAL, we clear the gunk, support your liver, balance your systems—and help you tap back into your real energy. You’ll walk away feeling lighter, stronger, and ready to take on whatever comes next.

Let's talk about RENEWAL!

 

This is a 6-week adventure to restore your gut, boost your brain, support detoxification, and feel better than you have in years.

 

It’s more than a science-backed, soul-nourishing approach to detox and healing—it’s a training ground for re-learning your body’s language. You’ll gain hands-on experience with DIY healing techniques, allowing you to discover what works best for self-regulating your unique brain and body.

 

In just six weeks, you’ll walk away with a serious upgrade in energy, digestion, mental clarity, and peace of mind—plus, you might even have some fun along the way!

 

This round of RENEWAL, starts Saturday, April 12th, 2025

The first week is Prep Week. Actual Cleanse begins April 19th, 2025.

 

 

Here’s Our Agenda:

Preparation 

Week #1 

 

With your game plan in place after the Kick-Off Workshop, this week is all about laying the foundation for success—preparing your body, brain, environment, and resources so you have the tools you need to thrive in the weeks ahead.

Unlock The Brain

Week #2 

 

Optimize brain function by calming inflammation, improving fuel delivery, and sealing the blood-brain barrier. Plus, join a live Co-Resourcing Class to help you stay grounded through the most challenging days of the cleanse.

Heal & Seal Your Gut

Week #3 

 

Support digestion, heal the intestinal lining, and reduce food sensitivities to create lasting, body-wide benefits. We’ll close the week with the Mid-Renewal Gathering—reflecting on what your body has revealed so far and fine-tuning your path forward.

Liver Lovin'

Week #4 

 

Nourish your liver and enhance its detox pathways to clear the backlog of toxins stored in fat cells and tissues. As we ramp up the intensity, you'll also support hormone balance, cholesterol metabolism, and digestion—unlocking the liver’s full potential.

Food Reintro Strategy

Week #5

 

This week, we’ll map out your personalized food reintroduction strategy, helping you identify which foods truly support your body. As the detox reaches peak intensity, we’ll also lean on another Co-Resourcing Class to navigate the challenges with resilience and ease.

Next Steps & Beyond

Week #6

 

As we wrap up, we'll reflect on everything you've learned and celebrate your progress. During the Renewal Reflection Gathering, we’ll strategize your next steps to continue your healing journey beyond the 6 weeks of RENEWAL, empowering you to live at your full potential.

Oh, heck yeah! Let's Go!

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Live Co-Resourcing Classes!

A RENEWAL BONUS: SOMATICS & VAGAL TONING

 

When we take on something challenging together, my job is to ensure you have the right tools to get through the tough moments. That’s why Renewal includes live Co-Resourcing Classes—where we’ll practice staying grounded, regulating the nervous system, and quieting the noise.

 

Let’s be honest—removing a coping mechanism can feel hard. But instead of white-knuckling it, you’ll learn powerful techniques to move through those moments skillfully. These tools come straight from my training in Functional Neurology, Somatic Therapy, and Applied Polyvagal Theory in Trauma Recovery—skills that will serve you for a lifetime (and maybe even generations to come). Generational Neurological Wealth? Hell yeah to that!

 

Why these classes are an integral part of Renewal:
  • When challenges pop up, you’ll have a treasure chest of tools to turn to—so you don’t slip back into old patterns.
  • You can’t just remove habits—you have to replace them. I’ll teach you how to get high on your own supply!
  • Breaking vicious cycles can feel impossible if your nervous system is stuck in survival mode. We’ll retrain your system to feel safe and grow more resilient.
  • Your body is the closest relationship you’ll ever have—yet most of us ignore it. It’s time to reconnect with the incredible shell that carries you through life’s adventures.
  • Renewal is more than just detoxing—it’s about creating lasting, meaningful change in how you feel in your own body. And I’ll be right there with you.
I Need to Learn This!

Block Therapy!

A RENEWAL BONUS: FUNCTIONAL BLOCKING!

 

One more thing that you will not find in any other detox program! During your time in Renewal, you will learn how to self-administer an incredibly impactful therapy which will help you break down adhesions in your body's fascia system. 

 

Functional Blocking is integral to the Renewal program because it can:
  • Improve your lymphatic drainage for better detox-ability.
  • Stimulate your Vagus Nerve for better digestion and sleep.
  • Improve blood flow and nutrient delivery to your liver, intestines, and brain for rapid healing. 
  • Double-Triple Bonus! When you sign up for RENEWAL, you'll receive Teach Them Well's Exclusive Starter Block!* Specially contoured for individuals 5 ft tall or more, our foam block is a wonderful stepping stone into the world of Block Therapy. This high-density EVA foam allows you to try this new health tool to see if you will fall in love without shelling out extra moolah.
I Want to Learn This!

CHOOSE YOUR PAYMENT OPTION BELOW

With deep gratitude to The Embody Lab and Reverend angel Kyodo Williams for inspiring this sliding scale model through the Embodied Social Justice Certificate program, we are excited to offer a flexible pricing structure for this program.

REBALANCING ACCESS

$349*

One-Time Payment

For those with more than enough financial resources and a desire to support access for others to help rebalance systemic inequity.

Join Now

FAIR ACCESS

$299*

One-Time Payment

For those with sufficient financial resources and who can pay a fair value for their experience. 

Join Now

SUPPORTED ACCESS

$249*

One-Time Payment

For those with currently limited financial resources who will benefit from access supplemented by the community.

Join Now

 *Instead of a single fixed price, we provide three pricing options to make the program more accessible. This model allows those with greater financial resources to support others in the community, making it possible for more people to participate.

Your enrollment also helps us expand our scholarship offerings. Please choose the option that best aligns with your circumstances.

Hi there! I’m Andrea.

 

Can I be real with you?


I got into this work because I watched my mom become bed-bound with Fibromyalgia and Chronic Fatigue Syndrome in the 1980s. No one helped her, and it shattered our family’s trajectory in heartbreaking ways. It pissed me off—and it fueled my career.


Thanks to genetics, I’ve battled autoimmunity since I was eight. I’m a “Sensitive Sally.” A canary in the coal mine. As a fellow “Spoonie,” I know firsthand that the few spoonfuls of energy people with chronic health challenges have for any given day must be used strategically. That’s why I spent over a decade helping (mostly) women unravel their symptoms and claw their way out of deep health struggles. Seeing them reclaim their potential—and watching the ripple effect in their families—was the most rewarding work of my life.


But something felt off. Even though I was charging far less than my colleagues, functional medicine is still financially out of reach for so many—women like my mom and even me at times during health flare-ups. Money is not why I got into this. I wanted to help more people, period.


So, I took my life’s work online, building a community eager to decode their bodies’ signals, experiment with wellness tools, and find what truly works for them.

 

RENEWAL is the perfect place to start. It’s a crowd favorite, with many returning season after season to deepen their understanding, reset old habits, and soak in the wisdom of a kind, supportive community. Everyone needs friends to heal with. I’ll be in there doing the work right alongside you.


Let’s do this together, shall we? 💖

Here’s the part where you double-check if you should buy this:

You should definitely enroll in Renewal if...

  • You’re ready for a personalized approach to your health and want to choose the tools that work for you.
  • You’re struggling with stress, digestion troubles, thyroid issues, or hormone imbalances and need a reset.
  • You want a structured 6-week cleanse with expert support and resources to guide you.
  • You’re excited to join a supportive community and be inspired to create lasting change.
  • You’re ready for a challenge that will profoundly nurture your body and change the way you take care of her well beyond the final day of RENEWAL.
 
 

 

Okay, I am ready!

You might want to wait to enroll if...

  • You’re not ready to take ownership of your health trajectory. Renewal works best for people open to self-reflection & curious about how to better nurture their body, rather than staying stuck in blame.
  • You have a hard time respecting different perspectives. We welcome both alternative and conventional medicine because true healing isn’t about choosing sides—it’s about what works.
  • You struggle with giving space to other people’s experiences. Renewal is a supportive, empowering space; we expect all participants to respect and uplift each other.
  • You bring constant negativity and expect others to carry it. We all have struggles, but Renewal is about moving forward and not staying stuck. Energy matters.
  • You need a rigid, one-size-fits-all plan with no room for flexibility. This program is about learning what your body needs, not following a script.

CHOOSE YOUR PAYMENT OPTION BELOW

With deep gratitude to The Embody Lab and Reverend angel Kyodo Williams for inspiring this sliding scale model through the Embodied Social Justice Certificate program, we are excited to offer a flexible pricing structure for this program.

REBALANCING ACCESS

$349*

One-Time Payment

For those with more than enough financial resources and a desire to support access for others to help rebalance systemic inequity.

Join Now

FAIR ACCESS

$299*

One-Time Payment

For those with sufficient financial resources and who can pay a fair value for their experience. 

Join Now

SUPPORTED ACCESS

$249*

One-Time Payment

For those with currently limited financial resources who will benefit from access supplemented by the community.

Join Now

 *Instead of a single fixed price, we provide three pricing options to make the program more accessible. This model allows those with greater financial resources to support others in the community, making it possible for more people to participate.

Your enrollment also helps us expand our scholarship offerings. Please choose the option that best aligns with your circumstances.

You might be wondering…

(AKA the FAQs)

Let’s do this! Together!

 

 🌸 6-Week RENEWAL Program
Video and PDF Lessons
3 Live Workshops via Zoom
Tools and Recipes to Help You Succeed


🌸 Q&A Support from Dr. Rosario


🌸 Private Community Facebook Group


🌸 BONUS! Block Therapy for Lymphatic Drainage and Liver Health


🌸 BONUS! Two Live Co-Resourcing Classes (Somatics and Vagal Toning)

 

REBALANCING ACCESS

$349*

One-Time Payment

For those with more than enough financial resources and a desire to support access for others to help rebalance systemic inequity.

Join Now

FAIR ACCESS

$299*

One-Time Payment

For those with sufficient financial resources and who can pay a fair value for their experience. 

Join Now

SUPPORTED ACCESS

$249*

One-Time Payment

For those with currently limited financial resources who will benefit from access supplemented by the community.

Join Now